lexxbot:

“Fuck one flesh, one end, Harrow. I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end.”

(via lexxbot)

ilovecatsandbaking:

Zeb: I’m an adult man, twice your age, you can’t tell me what..

Hera: go to your room

Zeb: yes ma'am

(via fiveforchibis)

beardedmrbean:

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

(via seabassapologist)

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

(via dianapocalypse)

mabsart:

A little chibi of @/brevelilium super cute ffxiv oc!

Thanks again for letting me draw this cutie 💕

kohquette:

aerti foreverrrr

(via brevelilium)

sketiana:

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

(via laroone)

heart-of-a-rebel16:

It’s all about the little floppy piece of hair

(via ifoundaspoon)

danwithouttheplan:

yuri-execution:

danwithouttheplan:

I attack first. I draw my blade and take a swing. You look rather confused. This confusion is justified as we are 40 ft apart in the middle of a showdown.

“parry this you filthy casual”

wait, yeah, this is rad af

(via lawful-evil-novelist)